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...is where your Newspaper Taxi will take you to, 

wearing this Solid Ensemble of Vintage Allure!

• one cool chick keeps her head in the clouds while adorning her bod with Connie•and•Andrew's•Digs •

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Moulin Whose?

Okay, one of our fellow Etsyans got us on this one...silly prose writer Andrew of Connie•and•Andrew thought it was a "Scene from a Dutch Town.." Hahahaha! How innocent! Little did he know it was the infamous Moulin Rouge - The Red Light District of Gay Paree.

Another rainy day in Lustville

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(So I guess that dandy guy with the cane and top hat is a "John"... or would that be a "Jaques?!"
You pick it. We took Spanish in high school...)

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The Dog Says "Ribbit!"

This See 'n Say says it all wrong...

12 Animals. 1 Farmer.
Lots of Surprises.


Well, 12 actually.

You see, in this partikular krazy kontraption, none of the animals say what you’d expect them to. 
Kind of like they all went to private school.

Pull the cord and each animal gives the sound for the animal two spaces clockwise.
Even the Farmer who narrates is confused.


Featuring (in counter-clockwise order):

Rooster, Coyote, Horse, Frog, Duck, Dog, Sheep (you’d think at least the Sheep would conform!), Turkey, Cat, Bird, Cow, and Pig.

We assume this was all Coyote’s idea…

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Magickal Harp of Gnome Gods

Oh C'mon, You Know You Want to Strum It...

Or maybe an Elf Harp. A Faerie Loom? 

A Weeble Torture Device.

It's...

The Egg Slicer of Ease.

Onward.

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Ten Little Forks of Much Needed Supervision

Ten Little Forks, governed by One Uber-Fork.

Ten Little Forks 
Went Out to Play!

Over the Hill 
and Far Away!

Then Mommy Fork said…

Oh Bummer! 
Mommy Forks don’t talk! 
How is she EVER gonna get those Cute Little Flash Forks back home to the Olive Appetizer Bowl?!

...Man - I gotta stop Sugaring up this Kool Aid so strong…

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I Got the Scoop!

Here's the Scoop, Betty Boop!

Ice Cream! 
You Scream!

We All Scream 
for Ice Cream!

Actually some people let out a Very Different Scream for Ice Cream because they are Lactose-Intolerant. And for those people I want to thank the makers of Soy and Rice Cream.
Right On.

More, um, Details Below...

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Space Pig - My Personal Meditation Space

Space Pig. It made me feel powerful after all.

This Ponder Written By Our Mystery Blonde Hostess, Pictured Above:


Recently after My Best Friend Shelly and I broke up as best friends, I took to meditating. My Second Best Friend Stewart brought it up actually.
He said: "Hey, like, instead of talking about what a Square Shelly is all the time, you could, you know, like, meditate on it, and, you know, maybe GROW from the experience or something!"
And I'm like: "Go tie dye your whitie-tighties, You Bonehead!"
(Actually I only thought of all that after. I just called him a Jerk and threw my Salt Pig at him).
But then I saw my adorable looking Salt Pig laying on my Flash Mustard Yellow and Harvest Gold checkered tile kitchen floor and thought, "What if I could, like, shrink myself down and meditate inside this thing?" I mean without the salt in it of course, which half of it was on the floor already and cuz that would, like, burn into my newly shrunken body or something.
So I imagined it, and later I thought, "Maybe Shelly isn't such a b*tch.....maybe I'm the B*tch!" And that felt really powerful, so, like, I'm gonna go with that. 
Thanks Stewart! Meditating is So Cool!

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