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Another rainy day in Lustville
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(So I guess that dandy guy with the cane and top hat is a "John"... or would that be a "Jaques?!"
You pick it. We took Spanish in high school...)
A Humorous Fashion-Conscious Pondering of Re-Valued and For-Sale Treasures both Vintage and Unique.
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Saturday, February 5, 2011
Moulin Whose?
Okay, one of our fellow Etsyans got us on this one...silly prose writer Andrew of Connie•and•Andrew thought it was a "Scene from a Dutch Town.." Hahahaha! How innocent! Little did he know it was the infamous Moulin Rouge - The Red Light District of Gay Paree.
(So I guess that dandy guy with the cane and top hat is a "John"... or would that be a "Jaques?!"
You pick it. We took Spanish in high school...)
(So I guess that dandy guy with the cane and top hat is a "John"... or would that be a "Jaques?!"
You pick it. We took Spanish in high school...)
Saturday, August 7, 2010
P U B E R T Y
This Ponder Written By Our Mystery Blonde Hostess, Pictured Above:
I'm not gonna say what my "Friend" Stewart just said about this book cuz it's Gross!
Anyway, Connie•and•Andrew told me this was the Hot Ticket Item for the day and I'm gonna peddle it. Cuz it's Cool and it's Vintage.
So here it is - The Ultimate Guide to what I call the Big Change.
(though my Grammy says that's NOT the big change but you'll find out when you hit around fifty. She doesn't know that My Used-To-Be-Best-Friend Shelly and I hit around 75 the other day in the Woodie, and I didn't feel anything but Shel said she felt a little shake around 50 and we were only just getting onto the freeway then...)
This is my favorite pic in the book:
That's true. Me and my breasts are Best Friends. They say three's a crowd but that's not true under my shirt.
Anyway I don't wear a bra anymore since I burned my last one at some far out freaky party somewhere in Boone before it was even cool.
p.s.My Used-To-Be-Best-Friend Shelly missed it, she had to babysit and still wears a bra!
I'm not gonna say what my "Friend" Stewart just said about this book cuz it's Gross!
Anyway, Connie•and•Andrew told me this was the Hot Ticket Item for the day and I'm gonna peddle it. Cuz it's Cool and it's Vintage.
So here it is - The Ultimate Guide to what I call the Big Change.
(though my Grammy says that's NOT the big change but you'll find out when you hit around fifty. She doesn't know that My Used-To-Be-Best-Friend Shelly and I hit around 75 the other day in the Woodie, and I didn't feel anything but Shel said she felt a little shake around 50 and we were only just getting onto the freeway then...)
This is my favorite pic in the book:
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| "You and your breasts. The beginning of a beautiful friendship." |
Anyway I don't wear a bra anymore since I burned my last one at some far out freaky party somewhere in Boone before it was even cool.
p.s.My Used-To-Be-Best-Friend Shelly missed it, she had to babysit and still wears a bra!
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Friday, August 6, 2010
Calling All Ocean Queens!
[TONK! TONK!] Is This Thing on?
I'm joking! I know it doesn't plug in, but I thought you yelled into this end...
Calling All Ocean Queens!
Princesses! Mermaids!
Duchesses! Countessas!
This is a Call to the Feminine Power
within Each of Us!
You Too, Guys!
So, Like, Stop Shaving Your Armpits, or something...
...Damn! I thought I was on a roll there for a minute...
Didn't you feel it? I thought I felt a vibration or something...
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I'm joking! I know it doesn't plug in, but I thought you yelled into this end...
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| Queen Conch of Sacred Feminine Power |
Princesses! Mermaids!
Duchesses! Countessas!
This is a Call to the Feminine Power
within Each of Us!
You Too, Guys!
So, Like, Stop Shaving Your Armpits, or something...
...Damn! I thought I was on a roll there for a minute...
Didn't you feel it? I thought I felt a vibration or something...
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Thursday, August 5, 2010
Milk Glass of Cosmic Consciousness
This Ponder Written By Our Mystery Blonde Hostess, Pictured Above:
So Shelly says to me, "Hey Drink This! It will, like, Clear Your Head!"
So Shelly says to me, "Hey Drink This! It will, like, Clear Your Head!"
So I drink it, cuz I do Everything Shelly tells me too, basically.
And I'm like, "What's the Big Deal, Shel - "
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| fig. 81. Vintage Milk Glass of Cosmic Consciousness |
And there it was.
Everthing was, like, so Simple!
All you have to do to, like, Be Happy and Stay Focused on this Planet is —
(—Hang on, that's my Sister calling...I'll get back to you Guys on this — Pinky Swear!)
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