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| Oh C'mon, You Know You Want to Strum It... |
Or maybe an Elf Harp. A Faerie Loom?
A Weeble Torture Device.
It's...
The Egg Slicer of Ease.
Onward.
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Saturday, August 14, 2010
Friday, August 13, 2010
Ten Little Forks of Much Needed Supervision
Over the Hill
and Far Away!
and Far Away!
Then Mommy Fork said…
Oh Bummer!
Mommy Forks don’t talk!
How is she EVER gonna get those Cute Little Flash Forks back home to the Olive Appetizer Bowl?!
Mommy Forks don’t talk!
How is she EVER gonna get those Cute Little Flash Forks back home to the Olive Appetizer Bowl?!
...Man - I gotta stop Sugaring up this Kool Aid so strong…
Thursday, August 12, 2010
I Got the Scoop!
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| Here's the Scoop, Betty Boop! |
Actually some people let out a Very Different Scream for Ice Cream because they are Lactose-Intolerant. And for those people I want to thank the makers of Soy and Rice Cream.
Right On.
Right On.
More, um, Details Below...
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Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Space Pig - My Personal Meditation Space
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| Space Pig. It made me feel powerful after all. |
Recently after My Best Friend Shelly and I broke up as best friends, I took to meditating. My Second Best Friend Stewart brought it up actually.
He said: "Hey, like, instead of talking about what a Square Shelly is all the time, you could, you know, like, meditate on it, and, you know, maybe GROW from the experience or something!"
And I'm like: "Go tie dye your whitie-tighties, You Bonehead!"
(Actually I only thought of all that after. I just called him a Jerk and threw my Salt Pig at him).
But then I saw my adorable looking Salt Pig laying on my Flash Mustard Yellow and Harvest Gold checkered tile kitchen floor and thought, "What if I could, like, shrink myself down and meditate inside this thing?" I mean without the salt in it of course, which half of it was on the floor already and cuz that would, like, burn into my newly shrunken body or something.
So I imagined it, and later I thought, "Maybe Shelly isn't such a b*tch.....maybe I'm the B*tch!" And that felt really powerful, so, like, I'm gonna go with that.
Thanks Stewart! Meditating is So Cool!
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Saturday, August 7, 2010
P U B E R T Y
This Ponder Written By Our Mystery Blonde Hostess, Pictured Above:
I'm not gonna say what my "Friend" Stewart just said about this book cuz it's Gross!
Anyway, Connie•and•Andrew told me this was the Hot Ticket Item for the day and I'm gonna peddle it. Cuz it's Cool and it's Vintage.
So here it is - The Ultimate Guide to what I call the Big Change.
(though my Grammy says that's NOT the big change but you'll find out when you hit around fifty. She doesn't know that My Used-To-Be-Best-Friend Shelly and I hit around 75 the other day in the Woodie, and I didn't feel anything but Shel said she felt a little shake around 50 and we were only just getting onto the freeway then...)
This is my favorite pic in the book:
That's true. Me and my breasts are Best Friends. They say three's a crowd but that's not true under my shirt.
Anyway I don't wear a bra anymore since I burned my last one at some far out freaky party somewhere in Boone before it was even cool.
p.s.My Used-To-Be-Best-Friend Shelly missed it, she had to babysit and still wears a bra!
I'm not gonna say what my "Friend" Stewart just said about this book cuz it's Gross!
Anyway, Connie•and•Andrew told me this was the Hot Ticket Item for the day and I'm gonna peddle it. Cuz it's Cool and it's Vintage.
So here it is - The Ultimate Guide to what I call the Big Change.
(though my Grammy says that's NOT the big change but you'll find out when you hit around fifty. She doesn't know that My Used-To-Be-Best-Friend Shelly and I hit around 75 the other day in the Woodie, and I didn't feel anything but Shel said she felt a little shake around 50 and we were only just getting onto the freeway then...)
This is my favorite pic in the book:
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| "You and your breasts. The beginning of a beautiful friendship." |
Anyway I don't wear a bra anymore since I burned my last one at some far out freaky party somewhere in Boone before it was even cool.
p.s.My Used-To-Be-Best-Friend Shelly missed it, she had to babysit and still wears a bra!
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Thursday, August 5, 2010
Milk Glass of Cosmic Consciousness
This Ponder Written By Our Mystery Blonde Hostess, Pictured Above:
So Shelly says to me, "Hey Drink This! It will, like, Clear Your Head!"
So Shelly says to me, "Hey Drink This! It will, like, Clear Your Head!"
So I drink it, cuz I do Everything Shelly tells me too, basically.
And I'm like, "What's the Big Deal, Shel - "
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| fig. 81. Vintage Milk Glass of Cosmic Consciousness |
And there it was.
Everthing was, like, so Simple!
All you have to do to, like, Be Happy and Stay Focused on this Planet is —
(—Hang on, that's my Sister calling...I'll get back to you Guys on this — Pinky Swear!)
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Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Orange You Glad to See this Owl?
This Ponder Written By Our Mystery Blonde Hostess, Pictured Above:
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| Orange Salt Shaker Owl, circa 1960's |
A • P O E M • B Y • M E
Sitting on my Curio Shelf -
Are You Lonely up there, Wise One?
Do You Wish to Visit Me?
Alight upon my Table,
Let me Fill you with Salt.
I'm sorry I Neglected You,
I Guess it's all my Fault.
Come! Spice up my Vegan Casserole!
Brighten up my Den!
Dear Orange Salt Shaker Owl,
You're My Best Vintage Friend!
My friend Shelly says I suck at Poetry. I guess she's right. But my English Teacher told me that it's really your Heart that counts, not your verse so much.
Huh! maybe that dude isn't so square. Maybe YOU suck at Poetry, Shelly!
Cuz I always write with my Heart.
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Monday, August 2, 2010
If I Had a Hammer...
This Ponder Written By Our Mystery Blonde Hostess, Pictured Above:
C'mon! You know it! Sing along, Man! -
...I'd Hammer in the Evening, All Day Long...I'd Hammer out Danger...I'd Hammer out a Warning...I'd Hammer Ou- Wha?
It's not a hammer?
Oh Sorry Man...!
WOW - like - how Embarassing!
{SIGH!}... Ahem...
If I had a Meat Fork...I'd - uh...
Oh forget it.
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Saturday, July 31, 2010
Radiant Psychedelic Sunset Groove Pillow
A Day of Rest on my Vibrant Pillow -
O the Glory Days of Hooklatch Long Gone!-
I savor a taste of Seafoam Green Jello
And watch Dobie Gillis on my Shag Rug.
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