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...is where your Newspaper Taxi will take you to, 

wearing this Solid Ensemble of Vintage Allure!

• one cool chick keeps her head in the clouds while adorning her bod with Connie•and•Andrew's•Digs •

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Magickal Harp of Gnome Gods

Oh C'mon, You Know You Want to Strum It...

Or maybe an Elf Harp. A Faerie Loom? 

A Weeble Torture Device.

It's...

The Egg Slicer of Ease.

Onward.

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I Got the Scoop!

Here's the Scoop, Betty Boop!

Ice Cream! 
You Scream!

We All Scream 
for Ice Cream!

Actually some people let out a Very Different Scream for Ice Cream because they are Lactose-Intolerant. And for those people I want to thank the makers of Soy and Rice Cream.
Right On.

More, um, Details Below...

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Space Pig - My Personal Meditation Space

Space Pig. It made me feel powerful after all.

This Ponder Written By Our Mystery Blonde Hostess, Pictured Above:


Recently after My Best Friend Shelly and I broke up as best friends, I took to meditating. My Second Best Friend Stewart brought it up actually.
He said: "Hey, like, instead of talking about what a Square Shelly is all the time, you could, you know, like, meditate on it, and, you know, maybe GROW from the experience or something!"
And I'm like: "Go tie dye your whitie-tighties, You Bonehead!"
(Actually I only thought of all that after. I just called him a Jerk and threw my Salt Pig at him).
But then I saw my adorable looking Salt Pig laying on my Flash Mustard Yellow and Harvest Gold checkered tile kitchen floor and thought, "What if I could, like, shrink myself down and meditate inside this thing?" I mean without the salt in it of course, which half of it was on the floor already and cuz that would, like, burn into my newly shrunken body or something.
So I imagined it, and later I thought, "Maybe Shelly isn't such a b*tch.....maybe I'm the B*tch!" And that felt really powerful, so, like, I'm gonna go with that. 
Thanks Stewart! Meditating is So Cool!

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P U B E R T Y

This Ponder Written By Our Mystery Blonde Hostess, Pictured Above:


I'm not gonna say what my "Friend" Stewart just said about this book cuz it's Gross!
Anyway, Connie•and•Andrew told me this was the Hot Ticket Item for the day and I'm gonna peddle it. Cuz it's Cool and it's Vintage.


So here it is - The Ultimate Guide to what I call the Big Change.
(though my Grammy says that's NOT the big change but you'll find out when you hit around fifty. She doesn't know that My Used-To-Be-Best-Friend Shelly and I hit around 75 the other day in the Woodie, and I didn't feel anything but Shel said she felt a little shake around 50 and we were only just getting onto the freeway then...)


This is my favorite pic in the book:

"You and your breasts. The beginning of a beautiful friendship."

That's true. Me and my breasts are Best Friends. They say three's a crowd but that's not true under my shirt.


Anyway I don't wear a bra anymore since I burned my last one at some far out freaky party somewhere in Boone before it was even cool.


p.s.My Used-To-Be-Best-Friend Shelly missed it, she had to babysit and still wears a bra!

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Calling All Ocean Queens!

[TONK! TONK!] Is This Thing on?
I'm joking! I know it doesn't plug in, but I thought you yelled into this end...

Queen Conch of Sacred Feminine Power

Calling All Ocean Queens!
Princesses! Mermaids!
Duchesses! Countessas!


This is a Call to the Feminine Power 
within Each of Us!
You Too, Guys!
So, Like, Stop Shaving Your Armpits, or something...


...Damn! I thought I was on a roll there for a minute...
Didn't you feel it? I thought I felt a vibration or something...






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Mug Shot

This Ponder Written By Our Mystery Blonde Hostess, Pictured Above:

I was pondering the classic Orange and Yellow icons on this Vintage Mug by West Bend,

and I was *certain* the first two were a Baby Bottle and a Rattle! Like my Biological Alarm Clock must be going off!
My friend Stewart says they're a Thermos and a Mandolin, but then I'm like: "Oh Stewart! You're So Crazy!" (He really is Crazy).
So Shelly, my True-to-Life-Best-Friend, says its a Vintage Wine Decanter and Carafe.
She oughta know, she drinks like a Fish!

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