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...is where your Newspaper Taxi will take you to, 

wearing this Solid Ensemble of Vintage Allure!

• one cool chick keeps her head in the clouds while adorning her bod with Connie•and•Andrew's•Digs •

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Magickal Harp of Gnome Gods

Oh C'mon, You Know You Want to Strum It...

Or maybe an Elf Harp. A Faerie Loom? 

A Weeble Torture Device.

It's...

The Egg Slicer of Ease.

Onward.

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Ten Little Forks of Much Needed Supervision

Ten Little Forks, governed by One Uber-Fork.

Ten Little Forks 
Went Out to Play!

Over the Hill 
and Far Away!

Then Mommy Fork said…

Oh Bummer! 
Mommy Forks don’t talk! 
How is she EVER gonna get those Cute Little Flash Forks back home to the Olive Appetizer Bowl?!

...Man - I gotta stop Sugaring up this Kool Aid so strong…

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I Got the Scoop!

Here's the Scoop, Betty Boop!

Ice Cream! 
You Scream!

We All Scream 
for Ice Cream!

Actually some people let out a Very Different Scream for Ice Cream because they are Lactose-Intolerant. And for those people I want to thank the makers of Soy and Rice Cream.
Right On.

More, um, Details Below...

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Space Pig - My Personal Meditation Space

Space Pig. It made me feel powerful after all.

This Ponder Written By Our Mystery Blonde Hostess, Pictured Above:


Recently after My Best Friend Shelly and I broke up as best friends, I took to meditating. My Second Best Friend Stewart brought it up actually.
He said: "Hey, like, instead of talking about what a Square Shelly is all the time, you could, you know, like, meditate on it, and, you know, maybe GROW from the experience or something!"
And I'm like: "Go tie dye your whitie-tighties, You Bonehead!"
(Actually I only thought of all that after. I just called him a Jerk and threw my Salt Pig at him).
But then I saw my adorable looking Salt Pig laying on my Flash Mustard Yellow and Harvest Gold checkered tile kitchen floor and thought, "What if I could, like, shrink myself down and meditate inside this thing?" I mean without the salt in it of course, which half of it was on the floor already and cuz that would, like, burn into my newly shrunken body or something.
So I imagined it, and later I thought, "Maybe Shelly isn't such a b*tch.....maybe I'm the B*tch!" And that felt really powerful, so, like, I'm gonna go with that. 
Thanks Stewart! Meditating is So Cool!

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Orange You Glad to See this Owl?

This Ponder Written By Our Mystery Blonde Hostess, Pictured Above:

Orange Salt Shaker Owl, circa 1960's

A • P O E M • B Y • M E

Orange Owl Salt Shaker,

Sitting on my Curio Shelf -

Are You Lonely up there, Wise One?

Do You Wish to Visit Me?

Alight upon my Table,

Let me Fill you with Salt.

I'm sorry I Neglected You,

I Guess it's all my Fault.

Come! Spice up my Vegan Casserole!

Brighten up my Den!

Dear Orange Salt Shaker Owl,

You're My Best Vintage Friend!

My friend Shelly says I suck at Poetry. I guess she's right. But my English Teacher told me that it's really your Heart that counts, not your verse so much. 

Huh! maybe that dude isn't so square. Maybe YOU suck at Poetry, Shelly!

Cuz I always write with my Heart.

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If I Had a Hammer...

This Ponder Written By Our Mystery Blonde Hostess, Pictured Above:

C'mon! You know it! 
Sing along, Man! -
...I'd Hammer in the Evening, All Day Long...I'd Hammer out Danger...I'd Hammer out a Warning...I'd Hammer Ou- Wha? 


It's not a hammer?

Oh Sorry Man...! 

WOW - like - how Embarassing!

{SIGH!}... Ahem...

If I had a Meat Fork...I'd - uh...

Oh forget it.

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Mug Shot

This Ponder Written By Our Mystery Blonde Hostess, Pictured Above:

I was pondering the classic Orange and Yellow icons on this Vintage Mug by West Bend,

and I was *certain* the first two were a Baby Bottle and a Rattle! Like my Biological Alarm Clock must be going off!
My friend Stewart says they're a Thermos and a Mandolin, but then I'm like: "Oh Stewart! You're So Crazy!" (He really is Crazy).
So Shelly, my True-to-Life-Best-Friend, says its a Vintage Wine Decanter and Carafe.
She oughta know, she drinks like a Fish!

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Radiant Psychedelic Sunset Groove Pillow

This Ponder Written By Our Mystery Blonde Hostess, Pictured Above:




A • P O E M • • •

A Day of Rest on my Vibrant Pillow -

O the Glory Days of Hooklatch Long Gone!- 

I savor a taste of Seafoam Green Jello

And watch Dobie Gillis on my Shag Rug.

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The •What the Heck is That?• Category

Fig. A: A shoekeeper you can trust.

A splendid shoekeeper. A respectable shoekeeper. A vintage shoekeeper. In short, a shoekeeper you can trust.
Throw out your new-fangled plastic resin crap of a shoekeeper and take back control of your footwear!

Good for one left shoe.
Also doubles as a Lego castle seige weapon.

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